{"id":190451,"date":"2009-11-24T19:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T00:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/11\/24\/the-excessively-employed\/"},"modified":"2009-11-24T19:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T00:02:00","slug":"the-excessively-employed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/11\/24\/the-excessively-employed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Excessively Employed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img687.imageshack.us\/img687\/372\/original6427589.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/11\/24\/mark-halperins-classy-pho_n_369273.html\">Mark Halperin<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>While I am not a fan of Mary Landrieu, and some days actually hope that the Southern squish Dems lose their battles for reelection so that the Senate is forced to play hardball (i.e. reconciliation).<\/p>\n<p>I am even less enthused about Mary Landrieu&#8217;s ongoing act Hamlet act on healthcare reform, which seems to largely involve the desire to increase Medicare subsidies to Louisiana.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, Mark Halperin&#8217;s most substantive writing on this issue, and Landrieu&#8217;s position on HCR is to post this photoshop job, which has since been removed by a journalist who has secretly infiltrated the corporate offices of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Time<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>It is, of course a reference to the unfortunate confusion between hair gel and semen made by Carmen Diaz in the movie <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">There&#8217;s Something about Mary<\/span>.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 102);\"><p>As many of you know, Mark Halperin is this babbling idiot whom Time magazine hired to cobble together this insipid web product called &#8220;The Page,&#8221; which is designed to scam people looking for trenchant, up-to-the-minute political news into giving Time many, many unnecessary ad impressions as you follow Halperin&#8217;s teasing links to his content. That content tends to be a really dumb listicle, or a one sentence piece of pure and unadulterated banality, or, if you are really lucky, a paragraph or two of analysis that&#8217;s either so conventional as to appear slam-dunk, or so witless that it&#8217;s completely laughable and wrong.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The post about Landrieu was titled, &#8220;There&#8217;s <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Still<\/span> Something About Mary,&#8221; for the brain dead readers of &#8220;The Page&#8221; who would not otherwise get it.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, this should be a firing offense, particularly after both Beck and Limbaugh literally called her a &#8220;prostitute,&#8221; but since it&#8217;s at the expense of a woman, I&#8217;m sure that the old boy&#8217;s club of journalism will just chuckle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark Halperin. While I am not a fan of Mary Landrieu, and some days actually hope that the Southern squish Dems lose their battles for reelection so that the Senate is forced to play hardball (i.e. reconciliation). I am even less enthused about Mary Landrieu&#8217;s ongoing act Hamlet act on healthcare reform, which seems to &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[998,974,1046,1020,982,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress","category-hack-journalism","category-healthcare","category-legislation","category-stupid","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}