{"id":190574,"date":"2009-11-12T21:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T02:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/11\/12\/god-bless-the-onion-19\/"},"modified":"2009-11-12T21:38:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T02:38:00","slug":"god-bless-the-onion-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/11\/12\/god-bless-the-onion-19\/","title":{"rendered":"God Bless the Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; width: 410px; float: right; text-align: center;\">Click for full size<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img10.imageshack.us\/img10\/8057\/dobbsarticlelargearticlj.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img10.imageshack.us\/img10\/8057\/dobbsarticlelargearticlj.jpg\" bordercolor=\"white\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, alias &#8220;Lou Dobbs,&#8221; is escorted by DHS agents to the airport to be sent back to Mexico.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Brilliant!<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 102);\"><p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><a style=\"font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/u_s_deports_lou_dobbs\">U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>WANTAGE, NJ\u2014Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.<\/p>\n<p>According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant&#8217;s home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just go and read the whole thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click for full size Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, alias &#8220;Lou Dobbs,&#8221; is escorted by DHS agents to the airport to be sent back to Mexico. Brilliant! U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs WANTAGE, NJ\u2014Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1002,1053,1050],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-good-writing","category-immigration","category-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190574"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}