{"id":190830,"date":"2009-10-22T10:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T15:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/10\/22\/now-with-whale-penis-leather-seats\/"},"modified":"2009-10-22T10:41:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T15:41:00","slug":"now-with-whale-penis-leather-seats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/10\/22\/now-with-whale-penis-leather-seats\/","title":{"rendered":"Now With Whale Penis Leather Seats"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; width: 410px; float: right; text-align: center;\">Click for full size<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img27.imageshack.us\/img27\/1503\/whalecar420420x02946120.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img27.imageshack.us\/img27\/1503\/whalecar420420x02946120.jpg\" bordercolor=\"white\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition <\/span><\/div>\n<p>Just when you think that the world cannot get more crassly commercial, we are told that a Russian armored car manufacturer has created the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/drive\/motor-news\/the-4wd-with-seats-made-of-whale-penis-20091016-gzsq.html\">Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition<\/a>, which has:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Whale-penis leather upholstery.<\/li>\n<li>Gold Plated bulletproof windows.<\/li>\n<li>A Tungsten exhaust system.<\/li>\n<li>Diamond and ruby encrusted gauges.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As well as a Kevlar skin, because, if it&#8217;s an armored car, you want a Kevlar skin.<\/p>\n<p>Great googly moogly.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marginalrevolution.com\/marginalrevolution\/2009\/10\/russian-markets-in-everything.html\">Marginal Revolution<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click for full size Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition Just when you think that the world cannot get more crassly commercial, we are told that a Russian armored car manufacturer has created the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition, which has: Whale-penis leather upholstery. Gold Plated bulletproof windows. A Tungsten exhaust system. Diamond and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1139,969,1033,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-automobile","category-evil","category-russia","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190830"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}