{"id":190993,"date":"2009-10-08T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T20:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/10\/08\/assault-and-buttery\/"},"modified":"2009-10-08T15:56:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T20:56:00","slug":"assault-and-buttery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/10\/08\/assault-and-buttery\/","title":{"rendered":"Assault and Buttery"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; width: 410px; float: right; text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img360.imageshack.us\/img360\/8175\/milkprotest6000118575.jpg\" bordercolor=\"white\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" \/> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Farmer sprays milk on policemen as protest<\/span><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s a protest over <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/10\/06\/business\/global\/06milk.html?_r=5\">agricultural prices and price supports at EU HQ in Brussels<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>While normally, I would not be interested in this, this rather striking picture, which would surely result in the protester being arrest and taken a-whey.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, such behavior must be curded.<\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re saying, &#8220;Yogurt yourself!  This is udderly unacceptable behavior&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Any other puns, please put in comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Farmer sprays milk on policemen as protest It&#8217;s a protest over agricultural prices and price supports at EU HQ in Brussels. While normally, I would not be interested in this, this rather striking picture, which would surely result in the protester being arrest and taken a-whey. Needless to say, such behavior must be curded. I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1029,1048,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-agriculture","category-humor","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}