{"id":191003,"date":"2009-10-07T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/10\/07\/so-we-have-another-reason-to-take-off-a-brassiere\/"},"modified":"2009-10-07T11:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:15:00","slug":"so-we-have-another-reason-to-take-off-a-brassiere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/10\/07\/so-we-have-another-reason-to-take-off-a-brassiere\/","title":{"rendered":"So, We Have Another Reason to Take off a Brassiere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img202.imageshack.us\/img202\/7766\/gasmaskbra8832851.gif\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" width=\"410\" \/>You know, if I were single, and a teenager, I&#8217;d be tempted to ask my date<sup>*<\/sup> to remove her bra because I expected a gas attack.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever motivated someone to patent a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2009\/10\/02\/ig_nobel_awards\/\">bra that converts into two gas masks<\/a>, I&#8217;ll never know, but it won them an Ig Nobel prize.<\/p>\n<p>*<span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Just so you know, I really did not have much of a social life in high school, so the prospect of just seeing a bra then was a big deal.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if I were single, and a teenager, I&#8217;d be tempted to ask my date* to remove her bra because I expected a gas attack. Whatever motivated someone to patent a bra that converts into two gas masks, I&#8217;ll never know, but it won them an Ig Nobel prize. *Just so you know, I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1025,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-technology","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191003"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}