{"id":191149,"date":"2009-09-18T16:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T21:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/09\/18\/whiskey-tango-foxtrot-40\/"},"modified":"2009-09-18T16:41:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T21:41:00","slug":"whiskey-tango-foxtrot-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/09\/18\/whiskey-tango-foxtrot-40\/","title":{"rendered":"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Elgin Illinois School Board has decided to <a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/wls\/story?section=news\/local&amp;id=7019819\">ban talking during lunch<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>They explain that children have only 20 minutes to eat and many students haven&#8217;t been able to finish their lunches.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&lt;snark&gt;Because teaching children to shovel food into their mouths as quickly as possible leads to better eating habits later in life I guess.&lt;\/snark&gt;<\/p>\n<p>This is bloody nuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Elgin Illinois School Board has decided to ban talking during lunch&#8220; They explain that children have only 20 minutes to eat and many students haven&#8217;t been able to finish their lunches. &lt;snark&gt;Because teaching children to shovel food into their mouths as quickly as possible leads to better eating habits later in life I guess.&lt;\/snark&gt; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[968,969,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-evil","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}