{"id":191233,"date":"2009-09-10T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/09\/10\/god-bless-the-onion-22\/"},"modified":"2009-09-10T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T04:00:00","slug":"god-bless-the-onion-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/09\/10\/god-bless-the-onion-22\/","title":{"rendered":"God Bless the Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the best way that I can imagine to commemorate 911.<sup>*<\/sup><\/p>\n<p><object height=\"430\" width=\"480\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/onn_embed\/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F9_11_MASTURBATION_WIDE_9_10_09.jpg&amp;videoid=97860&amp;title=Americans%20Observing%209%2F11%20By%20Trying%20Not%20To%20Masturbate\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/onn_embed\/embedded_player.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" wmode=\"transparent\" flashvars=\"image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F9_11_MASTURBATION_WIDE_9_10_09.jpg&amp;videoid=97860&amp;title=Americans%20Observing%209%2F11%20By%20Trying%20Not%20To%20Masturbate\" height=\"430\" width=\"480\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/americans_observing_9_11_by?utm_source=videoembed\">Americans Observing 9\/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate<\/a><\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">By &#8220;This&#8221;, I mean watching this video, not any action, or non action, regarding one&#8217;s genitals.<\/span><sup>\u2020<\/sup><br \/><sup>\u2020<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">September 11, 2001 was the start of a period of prolonged insanity for the United States, and while there are indications that psychological recovery is on the way, we <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;\" >really<\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"> need to stay on our meds.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the best way that I can imagine to commemorate 911.* Americans Observing 9\/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate *By &#8220;This&#8221;, I mean watching this video, not any action, or non action, regarding one&#8217;s genitals.\u2020\u2020September 11, 2001 was the start of a period of prolonged insanity for the United States, and while there are &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1104,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-psychology","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}