{"id":191326,"date":"2009-09-02T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/09\/02\/dick-cheney-emerges-from-his-lazurus-pit-to-hunt-his-favorite-prey-humans\/"},"modified":"2009-09-02T19:38:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T00:38:00","slug":"dick-cheney-emerges-from-his-lazurus-pit-to-hunt-his-favorite-prey-humans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/09\/02\/dick-cheney-emerges-from-his-lazurus-pit-to-hunt-his-favorite-prey-humans\/","title":{"rendered":"Dick Cheney Emerges from his Lazurus Pit to Hunt his Favorite Prey, Humans*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img9.imageshack.us\/img9\/7046\/rednecklot646424462860.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a Batman reference, BTW.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">I claim no credit for either the photo or the bon mot.  The photo is from <a href=\"http:\/\/wallstreetjackass.typepad.com\/\">Wall Street Jackass<\/a>, and the funny line is from Cthulhu.<\/span><sup>\u2020<\/sup><br \/><sup>\u2020<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">No, not the unspeakably malevolent super-being, the contributor to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortskoolbus.com\/phpBB-3.0.0\/phpBB3\/index.php\">Shortskoolbus BBS<\/a>.<\/span><sup>\u2021<\/sup><br \/><sup>\u2021<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">OK, I&#8217;ve never seen the two of them together, so Cthulhu might actually be <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;\" >the<\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"> Cthulhu, but the mere fact that he is on a BBS, interacting with humans<\/span><sup>\u00a7<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"> would seem to mitigate against this.<\/span><br \/><sup>\u00a7<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"><yes, i=\"\"><\/yes,><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;\" >this is the internet, where no one knows if you are a dog<\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a Batman reference, BTW. *I claim no credit for either the photo or the bon mot. The photo is from Wall Street Jackass, and the funny line is from Cthulhu.\u2020\u2020No, not the unspeakably malevolent super-being, the contributor to the Shortskoolbus BBS.\u2021\u2021OK, I&#8217;ve never seen the two of them together, so Cthulhu might actually be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1203,1100,1124],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dick-cheney","category-funny","category-photographs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191326"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}