{"id":191426,"date":"2009-08-17T18:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T23:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/08\/17\/apparently-the-whole-no-premarital-sex-because-it-might-lead-to-dancing-thing-is-inoperative\/"},"modified":"2009-08-17T18:10:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T23:10:00","slug":"apparently-the-whole-no-premarital-sex-because-it-might-lead-to-dancing-thing-is-inoperative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/08\/17\/apparently-the-whole-no-premarital-sex-because-it-might-lead-to-dancing-thing-is-inoperative\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently, the Whole, No Premarital Sex Because It Might Lead to Dancing Thing is Inoperative"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Delay will be <a href=\"http:\/\/popwatch.ew.com\/2009\/08\/17\/dancing-with-the-stars-season-9-cast-tom-delay\/\">appearing on <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Dancing With the Stars<\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Not much of a joke, but the best I could come up with.<\/p>\n<p>Please make better ones below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Delay will be appearing on Dancing With the Stars. Not much of a joke, but the best I could come up with. Please make better ones below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1064,978,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-media","category-politics","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191426"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}