{"id":191506,"date":"2009-08-09T20:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T01:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/08\/09\/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes\/"},"modified":"2009-08-09T20:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T01:19:00","slug":"out-of-the-mouths-of-babes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/08\/09\/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes\/","title":{"rendered":"Out of the Mouths of Babes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was eating dinner with the family, and I happened to express  the exquisite lust that I feel for Sharon.<sup>*<\/sup><\/p>\n<p>This is not an uncommon occurrence.  The expression of affection, including physical affection, is something that occurs in our house&#8230;..It&#8217;s not like we are making love on the dining room floor.<sup>\u2020<\/sup><\/p>\n<p>In any case, my son, Charlie, who is not quite 10, his birthday is in September, rolls his eyes, and says, &#8220;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I cannot believe that I&#8217;m going to be that way when I&#8217;m 15<\/span>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He has <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">no idea whatsoever<\/span> as to the hormonal roller coaster that awaits him.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\"><span>she who must be obeyed<\/span><\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><sup>\u2020<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">At least not while the kids are in the house.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was eating dinner with the family, and I happened to express the exquisite lust that I feel for Sharon.* This is not an uncommon occurrence. The expression of affection, including physical affection, is something that occurs in our house&#8230;..It&#8217;s not like we are making love on the dining room floor.\u2020 In any case, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}