{"id":191782,"date":"2009-06-25T17:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T22:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/25\/the-next-conservative-hissy-fit\/"},"modified":"2009-06-25T17:16:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T22:16:00","slug":"the-next-conservative-hissy-fit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/25\/the-next-conservative-hissy-fit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Next Conservative Hissy Fit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/washingtonindependent.com\/48609\/outrage-watch-john-kerry\">John Kerry made a joke again<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[Kerry] was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the \u201cbizarre\u2019\u2019 tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had \u201cdisappeared for four days\u2019\u2019 and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cToo bad,\u2019\u2019 Kerry said, \u201cif a governor had to go missing it couldn\u2019t have been the governor of Alaska. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">You know, Sarah Palin.<\/span>\u2019\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">emphasis mine<\/span>)<\/p>\n<p>I figure that after about 72 hours or so of faux outrage from the right, John Kerry will call a press conference to apologize.<\/p>\n<p>He shouldn&#8217;t though, it was damn funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Kerry made a joke again [Kerry] was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the \u201cbizarre\u2019\u2019 tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had \u201cdisappeared for four days\u2019\u2019 and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,978,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-politics","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191782"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}