{"id":191791,"date":"2009-06-24T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T22:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/24\/mark-sanford-returns-from-narnia\/"},"modified":"2009-06-24T17:05:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T22:05:00","slug":"mark-sanford-returns-from-narnia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/24\/mark-sanford-returns-from-narnia\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Sanford Returns from Narnia*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My bad, he was in Argentina, not hiking in Appalachia.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and while he was there, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/la-na-sanford-argentina25-2009jun25,0,6844581.story\">he was screwing some chippie<\/a>, as he admitted at his press conference.<\/p>\n<p>Real classy guy.  He apologized to his girl friend and the press <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">before<\/span> he apologized to his wife, see video below.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/apps\/news?pid=20601103&amp;sid=ajzYci9wetPY\">resigning as chairman of the Republican Governors\u2019 Association<\/a>, which means that he&#8217;s suffered enough, so &lt;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chris_Crocker_%28Internet_celebrity%29\">Chris Crocker<\/a>&gt;<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">leave Sanford alone!!!<\/span>&lt;\/Chris Crocker&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestate.com\/sanford\/story\/839350.html\">emails between the two of them have been leaked<\/a>, and the late night comics will have a field day with this.<\/p>\n<div><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/22425001\/vp\/31529077#31529077\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"425\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"339\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; font-size: 11px; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; color: rgb(153, 153, 153); margin-top: 5px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; text-align: center; width: 425px;\">Visit msnbc.com for <a style=\"border-bottom: 1px dotted rgb(153, 153, 153) ! important; text-decoration: none ! important; font-weight: normal ! important; height: 13px; color: rgb(87, 153, 219) ! important;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/\">Breaking News<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3032507\" style=\"border-bottom: 1px dotted rgb(153, 153, 153) ! important; text-decoration: none ! important; font-weight: normal ! important; height: 13px; color: rgb(87, 153, 219) ! important;\">World News<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3032072\" style=\"border-bottom: 1px dotted rgb(153, 153, 153) ! important; text-decoration: none ! important; font-weight: normal ! important; height: 13px; color: rgb(87, 153, 219) ! important;\">News about the Economy<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Not my joke, I got it from Cthulhu.<\/span><sup>\u2020<\/sup><br \/><sup>\u2020<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">No, not the unspeakably malevolent super-being, the contributor to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortskoolbus.com\/phpBB-3.0.0\/phpBB3\/index.php\">Shortskoolbus BBS<\/a>.<\/span><sup>\u2021<\/sup><br \/><sup>\u2021<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">OK, I&#8217;ve never seen the two of them together, so Cthulhu might actually be <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;\" >the<\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"> Cthulu, but the mere fact that he is on a BBS, interacting with humans<\/span><sup>\u00a7<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\"> would seem to mitigate against this.<\/span><br \/><sup>\u00a7<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Yes, I know, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;\" >this is the internet, where no one knows if you are a dog<\/span><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My bad, he was in Argentina, not hiking in Appalachia. Oh, and while he was there, he was screwing some chippie, as he admitted at his press conference. Real classy guy. He apologized to his girl friend and the press before he apologized to his wife, see video below. He&#8217;s resigning as chairman of the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1093,1051,978,1019,1075,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-values","category-hypocrisy","category-politics","category-schadenfreude","category-sex","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}