{"id":191830,"date":"2009-06-19T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T22:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/19\/because-there-is-a-critical-shortage-of-ivy-league-grads-who-have-no-foreign-language-skills-at-the-cia\/"},"modified":"2009-06-19T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T22:38:00","slug":"because-there-is-a-critical-shortage-of-ivy-league-grads-who-have-no-foreign-language-skills-at-the-cia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/19\/because-there-is-a-critical-shortage-of-ivy-league-grads-who-have-no-foreign-language-skills-at-the-cia\/","title":{"rendered":"Because There is a Critical Shortage of Ivy League Grads Who Have No Foreign Language Skills at the CIA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The CIA is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/\/id\/31441780\">launching a recruitment drive among laid off investment bankers<\/a>, because, well, I guess they are sick and tired of people who can learned Arabic, Farsi, Pashtun, and Chinese from their parents, because they don&#8217;t fit in at the country club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The CIA is launching a recruitment drive among laid off investment bankers, because, well, I guess they are sick and tired of people who can learned Arabic, Farsi, Pashtun, and Chinese from their parents, because they don&#8217;t fit in at the country club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1062,1102,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-espionage","category-intelligence","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191830"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}