{"id":191846,"date":"2009-06-17T22:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T03:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/17\/in-the-event-of-rapture-i-do-pet-sitting\/"},"modified":"2009-06-17T22:21:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T03:21:00","slug":"in-the-event-of-rapture-i-do-pet-sitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/06\/17\/in-the-event-of-rapture-i-do-pet-sitting\/","title":{"rendered":"In the Event of Rapture, I Do Pet Sitting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, for only $50.00, people in the Kansas City area can get someone to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/ksc\/725674463.html\">take care of their pets while they go to heaven<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s an atheist, so there is no risk of him being taken too.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder how much he made.<\/p>\n<p>Makes me think of the Depeche Mode song, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Blasphemous Rumor<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, for only $50.00, people in the Kansas City area can get someone to take care of their pets while they go to heaven. He&#8217;s an atheist, so there is no risk of him being taken too. I wonder how much he made. Makes me think of the Depeche Mode song, Blasphemous Rumor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1005,1100,997,1021],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-business","category-funny","category-internet","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}