{"id":192240,"date":"2009-04-24T19:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T00:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/24\/amazingly-politically-incorrect-humor\/"},"modified":"2009-04-24T19:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T00:18:00","slug":"amazingly-politically-incorrect-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/24\/amazingly-politically-incorrect-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Amazingly  Politically Incorrect Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m on the Stellar Parthenon BBS, and we are discussing the rapidly deteriorating state of governance in Pakistan, and I&#8217;m a part of the following exchange:<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Me<\/span>: (Furiously calling up Wiki) Pakistan has somewhere around 40 throughly weaponized and deliverable nuclear warheads&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">CZ<\/span>: That many? F@#$. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img6.imageshack.us\/img6\/7236\/iconeek8619081.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">UM<\/span>: Don&#8217;t worry, they&#8217;re all pointed at India.<br \/>I think they could probably wipe out about 5% of India&#8217;s total population.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Me<\/span>: As long as they are pointed at whoever does tech support for Dell&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">DC<\/span>: Let me provide the coordinates.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">CZ<\/span>: <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;\" >Win!<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;\" ><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m on the Stellar Parthenon BBS, and we are discussing the rapidly deteriorating state of governance in Pakistan, and I&#8217;m a part of the following exchange: Me: (Furiously calling up Wiki) Pakistan has somewhere around 40 throughly weaponized and deliverable nuclear warheads&#8230;. CZ: That many? F@#$. UM: Don&#8217;t worry, they&#8217;re all pointed at India.I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1048,1044],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-nuclear-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}