{"id":192304,"date":"2009-04-18T05:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T10:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/18\/stephen-colbert-was-robbed\/"},"modified":"2009-04-18T05:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-18T10:32:00","slug":"stephen-colbert-was-robbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/18\/stephen-colbert-was-robbed\/","title":{"rendered":"Stephen Colbert Was Robbed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img23.imageshack.us\/img23\/3553\/articlephoto1.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\"; width=\"375\" \/>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcworld.com\/article\/163292\/colbert_loses_throne_gains_treadmill.html\">third node of the space station will be named, &#8220;Tranquility,&#8221;<\/a> not Colbert, as the public demanded.<\/p>\n<p>By way of a sop, they will name a treadmill after America&#8217;s most courageous journalist.<\/p>\n<p>I profoundly am disappointed in NASA, though I <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">really<\/span> want the mission patch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The third node of the space station will be named, &#8220;Tranquility,&#8221; not Colbert, as the public demanded. By way of a sop, they will name a treadmill after America&#8217;s most courageous journalist. I profoundly am disappointed in NASA, though I really want the mission patch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1065,1048,1036,1050,1037],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","category-nasa","category-snark","category-space"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}