{"id":192307,"date":"2009-04-17T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T22:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/17\/and-a-small-well-lubed-dominican-boy\/"},"modified":"2009-04-17T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T22:15:00","slug":"and-a-small-well-lubed-dominican-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/17\/and-a-small-well-lubed-dominican-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"And a Small, Well Lubed, Dominican Boy*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.seattlepi.com\/horsey\/viewbydate.asp?id=1931\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img27.imageshack.us\/img27\/9219\/cartoon200904160481620.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup>Not my bon mot.  That honor goes to Cthulhu at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortskoolbus.com\/\">Short Skool Bus<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Not my bon mot. That honor goes to Cthulhu at Short Skool Bus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1167,1100,978],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-funny","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}