{"id":192321,"date":"2009-04-14T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T22:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/14\/breaking-news-wall-street-salary-caps-drive-away-assholes\/"},"modified":"2009-04-14T17:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T22:36:00","slug":"breaking-news-wall-street-salary-caps-drive-away-assholes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/14\/breaking-news-wall-street-salary-caps-drive-away-assholes\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News: Wall Street Salary Caps Drive Away Assholes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the ever reliable <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/andy-borowitz\/wall-street-salary-caps-d_b_186103.html\">Andy Borowitz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>As the federal government moves to institute salary caps for Wall Street executives, an increasing number of assholes are seeking employment elsewhere, a study confirmed today.<\/p>\n<p>According to the report commissioned by the University of Minnesota&#8217;s School of Business, at a time when the economy needs experienced hands at the tiller, some of the financial world&#8217;s best-trained dickwads are fleeing the ship.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I need a screen wipe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the ever reliable Andy Borowitz: As the federal government moves to institute salary caps for Wall Street executives, an increasing number of assholes are seeking employment elsewhere, a study confirmed today. According to the report commissioned by the University of Minnesota&#8217;s School of Business, at a time when the economy needs experienced hands at &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1004,1100,1002],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-finance","category-funny","category-good-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}