{"id":192332,"date":"2009-04-13T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T22:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/13\/passover-hell\/"},"modified":"2009-04-13T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T22:15:00","slug":"passover-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/13\/passover-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Passover Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img232.imageshack.us\/img232\/6162\/droolinghomer7127497105.png\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" \/>So it&#8217;s Chol Moed Pesach<sup>*<\/sup>, and we had an early morning meeting.  About 20 people in the room, and what seems to be a box of donuts for each person, along with soda<sup>\u2020<\/sup>, and I can&#8217;t have any of it.<\/p>\n<p>Chametz, technically leavened bread, but really anything not certified as kosher for Passover, is forbidden, so I have water, and peel myself an orange.<\/p>\n<p>At another meeting, someone brings in a couple of boxes of left over Easter candy, and I cannot have any of that.<\/p>\n<p>*sigh*<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, I am seriously Jonesing for leavened bread products right now.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Not a Yom Tov, in the case of Passover, days 2-5 of the 8 days, so you can work.<\/span><br \/><sup>\u2020<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Also not allowed, corn syrup, don&#8217;t you know.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s Chol Moed Pesach*, and we had an early morning meeting. About 20 people in the room, and what seems to be a box of donuts for each person, along with soda\u2020, and I can&#8217;t have any of it. Chametz, technically leavened bread, but really anything not certified as kosher for Passover, is forbidden, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1012,1021],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-food","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}