{"id":192337,"date":"2009-04-10T21:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/10\/how-much-for-that-pubic-hair-metaphor-in-the-window\/"},"modified":"2009-04-10T21:54:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T02:54:00","slug":"how-much-for-that-pubic-hair-metaphor-in-the-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/10\/how-much-for-that-pubic-hair-metaphor-in-the-window\/","title":{"rendered":"How Much for That Pubic Hair Metaphor In the Window?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s an ad for a &#8220;bikini area&#8221; shaver, and consists primarily of <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5198339\/pubic-hair-metaphors-have-gone-too-far\">a song about mowing the lawn<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Great googly moogly&#8230;.In the history of bad advertisements, this one definitely cracks<sup>*<\/sup> the top 20.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/MvFSgXpyhoM&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/MvFSgXpyhoM&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"340\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Pun not intended.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s an ad for a &#8220;bikini area&#8221; shaver, and consists primarily of a song about mowing the lawn. Great googly moogly&#8230;.In the history of bad advertisements, this one definitely cracks* the top 20. *Pun not intended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1083,982,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friday-blogging","category-stupid","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}