{"id":192382,"date":"2009-04-06T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T00:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/06\/supermarket-checkout-horror\/"},"modified":"2009-04-06T19:27:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T00:27:00","slug":"supermarket-checkout-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/04\/06\/supermarket-checkout-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"Supermarket Checkout Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img14.imageshack.us\/img14\/8659\/kathygriffinbikini47168.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img14.imageshack.us\/img14\/8659\/kathygriffinbikini47168.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" width=\"100\" \/><\/a>So I&#8217;m picking up some groceries at the local Wegmans, and I&#8217;m waiting in line, and then I see it&#8230;The cover of OK Magazine, and it&#8217;s got <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Kathy Griffin in a bikini!!!!<\/span> (click image for full size&#8230;if you dare)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:180%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tekeli Li!!!!!<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:180%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tekeli Li!!!!!<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:180%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tekeli Li!!!!!<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:180%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tekeli Li!!!!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:120;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m picking up some groceries at the local Wegmans, and I&#8217;m waiting in line, and then I see it&#8230;The cover of OK Magazine, and it&#8217;s got Kathy Griffin in a bikini!!!! (click image for full size&#8230;if you dare) Tekeli Li!!!!!Tekeli Li!!!!!Tekeli Li!!!!!Tekeli Li!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1065,1064,1124],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-media","category-photographs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}