{"id":192467,"date":"2009-03-27T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-28T02:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/03\/27\/i-really-do-not-want-to-see-your-vacation-pictures\/"},"modified":"2009-03-27T21:26:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-28T02:26:00","slug":"i-really-do-not-want-to-see-your-vacation-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/03\/27\/i-really-do-not-want-to-see-your-vacation-pictures\/","title":{"rendered":"I REALLY Do Not Want to See Your Vacation Pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; width: 410px; float: right; text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img230.imageshack.us\/img230\/1087\/comicbookguy8002490.gif\" bordercolor=\"white\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;font-size:130%;\" >Least inspired promotional sweepstakes <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;\" >ever<\/span><span style=\"font-size:180%;\">!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>If you win the <a href=\"http:\/\/promotions.mardenkane.com\/cbs\/cbscares\/\">CBS Cares<sup>\u00ae<\/sup> Colonoscopy Sweepstakes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\">Welcome to the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"> This is an actual sweepstakes and, if you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York where you will receive a free colonoscopy. You will also be given three nights&#8217; accommodation in a suite at the luxurious <\/span><a style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\">Loews Regency Hotel<\/a><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\">, which will include the night before you are &#8220;awarded&#8221; the colonoscopy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is just wrong on so many levels.<\/p>\n<p>People over a certain age <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">should<\/span> get regular colonoscopies, and they should be checked for polyps, but this contest is the worst idea since the little Johnnie home root canal kit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Least inspired promotional sweepstakes ever! If you win the CBS Cares\u00ae Colonoscopy Sweepstakes: Welcome to the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes! This is an actual sweepstakes and, if you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York where you will receive a free colonoscopy. You will also be given &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1005,1083,1074,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-business","category-friday-blogging","category-medical","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192467"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}