{"id":192552,"date":"2009-03-19T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T02:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/03\/19\/because-samuel-clemens-was-a-freaking-genius\/"},"modified":"2009-03-19T21:28:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T02:28:00","slug":"because-samuel-clemens-was-a-freaking-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/03\/19\/because-samuel-clemens-was-a-freaking-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"Because Samuel Clemens Was a Freaking Genius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quoth Mark Twain:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>In the first place, God made idiots.  That was for practice.  Then he made school boards.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I wish that I had half his wit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quoth Mark Twain: In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. I wish that I had half his wit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192552"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}