{"id":192950,"date":"2009-02-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/02\/02\/broken-news-and-accusations-of-witchcraft\/"},"modified":"2009-02-02T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-02T05:00:00","slug":"broken-news-and-accusations-of-witchcraft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/02\/02\/broken-news-and-accusations-of-witchcraft\/","title":{"rendered":"Broken News and Accusations of Witchcraft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m surfing the net and come across <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/2009\/01\/going_back_to_our_puritan_root.php\">PZ Myers on his blog Pharyngula<\/a> talking about an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aclu.org\/religion\/schools\/16295prs20001026.html\">ACLU press release<\/a> about a student in Oklahoma who was suspended for allegedly <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">placing a hex on a teacher which resulted in a &#8220;mystery illness&#8221;<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>So I set fingers to keyboard, and write a ferociously critical piece, invoking knowledge, Texas, and, of course <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Monty Python and the Holy Grail<\/span>, and while I&#8217;m Googling to see the outcome of the case I notice something in the ACLU press release:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>ACLU of Oklahoma Files Federal Lawsuit on Behalf of Student Accused of &#8220;Hexing&#8221; a Teacher <span style=\"font-size:110%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">(10\/26\/2000)<\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">emphasis mine<\/span>)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s from almost 9 years ago, and the events in question occurred 10 years ago, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Not_Like_Everyone_Else\">Lifetime made a TV Movie about it<\/a>, but that still does not mean that you can&#8217;t have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;as_q=&amp;as_epq=Union+Public+School+Independent+District+No.+9&amp;as_oq=&amp;as_eq=&amp;num=100&amp;lr=&amp;as_filetype=&amp;ft=i&amp;as_sitesearch=&amp;as_qdr=all&amp;as_rights=&amp;as_occt=any&amp;cr=&amp;as_nlo=&amp;as_nhi=&amp;safe=off\">minor Blogasm over this<\/a>. (Google Search Link)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just glad that I noticed the dateline before I made a complete ass of myself.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you wondering, the judge dismissed the case, and assessed legal fees against the parents, who then dropped the case in exchange for the fees being waived.<\/p>\n<p>I still need an excuse to invoke Monty Python though&#8230;.I&#8217;m Jonesing for it right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m surfing the net and come across PZ Myers on his blog Pharyngula talking about an ACLU press release about a student in Oklahoma who was suspended for allegedly placing a hex on a teacher which resulted in a &#8220;mystery illness&#8221;. So I set fingers to keyboard, and write a ferociously critical piece, invoking &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[968,997,1064,1021],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-internet","category-media","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192950"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}