{"id":193302,"date":"2008-12-27T22:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-28T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/12\/27\/we-are-all-completely-doomed\/"},"modified":"2008-12-27T22:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-28T03:20:00","slug":"we-are-all-completely-doomed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/12\/27\/we-are-all-completely-doomed\/","title":{"rendered":"We Are All Completely Doomed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to financial collapse, it now appears that we will be facing a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ft.com\/cms\/s\/0\/1f48a1b8-d129-11dd-8cc3-000077b07658.html?nclick_check=1\">chocolate shortage as well<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Be very, very afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to financial collapse, it now appears that we will be facing a chocolate shortage as well. Be very, very afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1004,1012,1164],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-finance","category-food","category-teotwawki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}