{"id":193647,"date":"2008-11-26T23:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T04:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/11\/26\/im-nearly-mute\/"},"modified":"2008-11-26T23:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-27T04:54:00","slug":"im-nearly-mute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/11\/26\/im-nearly-mute\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Nearly Mute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_8Psnm0b0g1E\/SS3hpT82rAI\/AAAAAAAAAho\/RmnkvmaL7No\/s320\/Photo_112608_001-753752.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" width=\"400\" \/>So, I&#8217;m driving, actually riding shotgun right now, to my mother-in-law&#8217;s for Thanksgiving, with my finger in a splint.<\/p>\n<p>About 6 weeks ago, I got my finger twisted opening my door, and it has continued to bug me, so I decided to immobilize it for a few days, and load up on asperine.<\/p>\n<p>Look at the picture.  It&#8217;s a mother-in-law joke&#8230;..Well, it cracked up the receptionist at the chiroptactor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m driving, actually riding shotgun right now, to my mother-in-law&#8217;s for Thanksgiving, with my finger in a splint. About 6 weeks ago, I got my finger twisted opening my door, and it has continued to bug me, so I decided to immobilize it for a few days, and load up on asperine. Look at &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1048],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193647"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}