{"id":193949,"date":"2008-11-05T06:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T11:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/11\/05\/the-onion-election-headlines\/"},"modified":"2008-11-05T06:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T11:08:00","slug":"the-onion-election-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/11\/05\/the-onion-election-headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Election Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Nation Finally Sh%$tty Enough To Make Social Progress <\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/black_man_given_nations\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Black Man Given Nation&#8217;s Worst Job<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/bush_can_i_stop_being_president\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bush: &#8216;Can I Stop Being President Now?&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And my favorite, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/mccain_gets_hammered_at\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">McCain Gets Hammered At Local VFW<\/a><\/span>,&#8221; though, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/hillary_clinton_resumes\">Hillary Clinton Resumes Attacking Obama<\/a>,&#8221; is a close second.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nation Finally Sh%$tty Enough To Make Social Progress Black Man Given Nation&#8217;s Worst Job Bush: &#8216;Can I Stop Being President Now?&#8217; And my favorite, &#8220;McCain Gets Hammered At Local VFW,&#8221; though, &#8220;Hillary Clinton Resumes Attacking Obama,&#8221; is a close second.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1048,977],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-presidential-campaign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193949"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}