{"id":194569,"date":"2008-09-14T05:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-14T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/09\/14\/pizza-abominations\/"},"modified":"2008-09-14T05:17:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-14T10:17:00","slug":"pizza-abominations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/09\/14\/pizza-abominations\/","title":{"rendered":"Pizza Abominations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of the Onion News Network, because these days, I have to tell people what is satire, because it is indistinguishable from reality.<embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/83181\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/DOMINOS_STUDY_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Domino%27s%20Scientists%20Test%20Limits%20Of%20What%20Humans%20Will%20Eat\"><\/embed><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/dominos_scientists_test_limits_of?utm_source=embedded_video\">Domino&#8217;s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat<\/a><br \/><span>&#8220;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">in other news the equivalent of five Americans were killed in Afghanistan today&#8230;<\/span>&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of the Onion News Network, because these days, I have to tell people what is satire, because it is indistinguishable from reality.Domino&#8217;s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat&#8220;in other news the equivalent of five Americans were killed in Afghanistan today&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[969,1012,1100,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil","category-food","category-funny","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}