{"id":194935,"date":"2008-08-07T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T23:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/08\/07\/unintentionally-funny-line-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2008-08-07T18:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T23:26:00","slug":"unintentionally-funny-line-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/08\/07\/unintentionally-funny-line-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Unintentionally Funny Line of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick was sent to the county jail for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/08\/08\/us\/08detroit.htm?_r=1&amp;oref=slogin\">violating his bond by going to Windsor, Ontario without the court&#8217;s permission<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Hizonner Kilpatrick is on trial for perjury and other charges as a result of a sex scandal with his assistant.<\/p>\n<p>Kilpatrick&#8217;s office said that his chief of staff, would serve as acting mayor, so that: <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<blockquote style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p><span style=\"font-size:180%;\">Residents can be assured government will continue to operate as usual.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>In Detroit&#8230;..Somehow&#8230;.Not so reassuring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick was sent to the county jail for violating his bond by going to Windsor, Ontario without the court&#8217;s permission. Hizonner Kilpatrick is on trial for perjury and other charges as a result of a sex scandal with his assistant. Kilpatrick&#8217;s office said that his chief of staff, would serve as &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[970,1052,1009],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corruption","category-crimes","category-government"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194935"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}