{"id":194977,"date":"2008-08-05T19:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T00:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/08\/05\/pentagons-spokesmen-revealed\/"},"modified":"2008-08-05T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T00:39:00","slug":"pentagons-spokesmen-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/08\/05\/pentagons-spokesmen-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"Pentagon&#8217;s Spokesmen Revealed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/83996?utm_source=embedded_video\">The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source<\/a><\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/83996\/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/SPOKESDRONE_article.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=Pentagon%27s%20Unmanned%20Spokesdrone%20Completes%20First%20Press%20Conference%20Mission\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>This is not accurate.  They have been using robots for at least 7 years&#8230;.It&#8217;s that they are now pulling off the skin suits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source This is not accurate. They have been using robots for at least 7 years&#8230;.It&#8217;s that they are now pulling off the skin suits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}