{"id":195121,"date":"2008-07-28T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-29T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/28\/dhs-plans-to-use-color-coding-to-help-phants-in-november-elections\/"},"modified":"2008-07-28T23:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-29T04:16:00","slug":"dhs-plans-to-use-color-coding-to-help-phants-in-november-elections","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/28\/dhs-plans-to-use-color-coding-to-help-phants-in-november-elections\/","title":{"rendered":"DHS Plans to Use Color Coding to Help &#8216;Phants in November Elections"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Department of Homeland Security is <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/TheLaw\/story?id=5420514&amp;page=1\">declaring a Period of Heightened Alert (POHA)<\/a> for the election season.<\/p>\n<p>This means that Bush and His Evil Minions<sup>&#8482;<\/sup> will take the smallest rumor of a terrorist threat, inflate it beyond all credibility, and then try to scare the general public into voting Republican.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Department of Homeland Security is declaring a Period of Heightened Alert (POHA) for the election season. This means that Bush and His Evil Minions&#8482; will take the smallest rumor of a terrorist threat, inflate it beyond all credibility, and then try to scare the general public into voting Republican.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[970,978,1076],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corruption","category-politics","category-terrorism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195121"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}