{"id":195167,"date":"2008-07-25T17:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T22:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/25\/new-stock-market-terms\/"},"modified":"2008-07-25T17:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T22:26:00","slug":"new-stock-market-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/25\/new-stock-market-terms\/","title":{"rendered":"New Stock Market Terms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/wallstreetjackass.typepad.com\/raptureready\/2008\/07\/new-stock-marke.html\">WallStreetJackass<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">CEO<\/span> &#8211;Chief Embezzlement Officer.<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">CFO<\/span>&#8212; Corporate Fraud Officer.<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">BULL MARKET<\/span> &#8212; A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">BEAR MARKET<\/span> &#8212; A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.<br \/>&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Read the rest at the site&#8230;It&#8217;s a hoot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of WallStreetJackass: CEO &#8211;Chief Embezzlement Officer.CFO&#8212; Corporate Fraud Officer.BULL MARKET &#8212; A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.BEAR MARKET &#8212; A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.&#8230;. Read the rest at &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1004,1100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-finance","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}