{"id":195288,"date":"2008-07-18T17:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T22:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/18\/sen-larry-craig-talks-about-jerking-nozzles\/"},"modified":"2008-07-18T17:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T22:42:00","slug":"sen-larry-craig-talks-about-jerking-nozzles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/18\/sen-larry-craig-talks-about-jerking-nozzles\/","title":{"rendered":"Sen Larry Craig Talks About Jerking Nozzles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously. I Can&#8217;t make this up.<\/p>\n<p>Go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2008\/07\/17\/sen-larry-craig-dont-let-foreigners-%E2%80%9Cjerk-us-around-by-the-gas-nozzle%E2%80%9D\/\">Crooks and Liars<\/a> to see Senator Larry &#8220;Happy Feet&#8221; Craig saying, &#8220;Don\u2019t let foreigners jerk us around by the gas nozzle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Good day for Schadenfreude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously. I Can&#8217;t make this up. Go to Crooks and Liars to see Senator Larry &#8220;Happy Feet&#8221; Craig saying, &#8220;Don\u2019t let foreigners jerk us around by the gas nozzle.&#8221; Good day for Schadenfreude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,998,1048,1030,1019],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-congress","category-humor","category-lgbtq","category-schadenfreude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}