{"id":195310,"date":"2008-07-16T21:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T02:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/16\/dont-drink-while-reading-this\/"},"modified":"2008-07-16T21:03:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T02:03:00","slug":"dont-drink-while-reading-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/07\/16\/dont-drink-while-reading-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Drink While Reading This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mark Morford is a genius, and his essay, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/g\/a\/2008\/07\/16\/notes071608.DTL&amp;nl=fix\">The Remote Control Penis<\/a>, is some of his best stuff ever.<\/p>\n<p>I have to clean my screen now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark Morford is a genius, and his essay, The Remote Control Penis, is some of his best stuff ever. I have to clean my screen now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1002,1048,1075,1025],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-good-writing","category-humor","category-sex","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}