{"id":195769,"date":"2008-06-15T07:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-15T12:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/06\/15\/more-bang-for-the-buck\/"},"modified":"2008-06-15T07:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-15T12:58:00","slug":"more-bang-for-the-buck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/06\/15\/more-bang-for-the-buck\/","title":{"rendered":"More Bang For The Buck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legal Carson City Nevada Brothel, is offering a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/id\/25120815\">two for one deal on anyone who spends their stimulus check there<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s funny, but it gets better:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>But wait, there&#8217;s more! The legal bordello plans to have all 100 customers, plus some of the Bunnies, sign a thank you card and send it to President&#8230;Bush. Oy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legal Carson City Nevada Brothel, is offering a two for one deal on anyone who spends their stimulus check there. That&#8217;s funny, but it gets better: But wait, there&#8217;s more! The legal bordello plans to have all 100 customers, plus some of the Bunnies, sign a thank you card and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1075,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-sex","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}