{"id":196186,"date":"2008-05-18T23:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-19T04:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/05\/18\/precocious-huh\/"},"modified":"2008-05-18T23:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-19T04:13:00","slug":"precocious-huh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/05\/18\/precocious-huh\/","title":{"rendered":"Precocious, Huh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.money.co.uk\/article\/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm\">13 Year Old Steals Dad&#8217;s Credit Card to Buy Hookers<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>Ralph&#8217;s ambition is to one day become a politician.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Doubtless a Republican politician.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>13 Year Old Steals Dad&#8217;s Credit Card to Buy Hookers Ralph&#8217;s ambition is to one day become a politician. Doubtless a Republican politician.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}