{"id":196512,"date":"2008-04-18T17:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T22:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/04\/18\/the-onion-says\/"},"modified":"2008-04-18T17:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T22:01:00","slug":"the-onion-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/04\/18\/the-onion-says\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/68210\/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/BULLSHIT.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=Poll%3A%20Bullshit%20Is%20Most%20Important%20Issue%20For%202008%20Voters\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/poll_bullshit_is_most_important\">Poll: Bullsh%$ Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters<\/a><br \/>Genius<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poll: Bullsh%$ Is Most Important Issue For 2008 VotersGenius<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196512"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}