{"id":196642,"date":"2008-04-06T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/04\/06\/take-your-stinking-paws-off-of-me-you-damn-dirty-ape\/"},"modified":"2008-04-06T14:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T19:22:00","slug":"take-your-stinking-paws-off-of-me-you-damn-dirty-ape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/04\/06\/take-your-stinking-paws-off-of-me-you-damn-dirty-ape\/","title":{"rendered":"Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2008\/SHOWBIZ\/04\/06\/heston.dead.ap\/index.html\">Charlton Heston dead at 84<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Truth be told, I was never a fan of his acting, and his politics were paleolithic, but he was fun on talk shows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlton Heston dead at 84. Truth be told, I was never a fan of his acting, and his politics were paleolithic, but he was fun on talk shows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[994],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-obituaries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196642"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}