{"id":196850,"date":"2008-03-19T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-20T02:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/03\/19\/cramming-for-my-drug-test\/"},"modified":"2008-03-19T21:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T02:26:00","slug":"cramming-for-my-drug-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/03\/19\/cramming-for-my-drug-test\/","title":{"rendered":"Cramming for My Drug Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Purim starts Thursday night, and so Sharon<sup>*<\/sup>, got us our favorite hamentashen<sup>\u2020<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>Mine is mohn, a sweet poppy-seed filling, so I were I to have to pee in a cup in the next couple of days, I&#8217;m sure that I&#8217;d show metabolites of opiates right now.<\/p>\n<p>Homey don&#8217;t do that stuff no more, though as to the use of <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">legal<\/span> intoxicants, such as that marvelous output of Saccharomyces cerevisiae, I&#8217;ll be doing some of that.<\/p>\n<p>The rabbinic ruling on Purim is that one should drink enough that they confuse Hamen (the villain of the story) and Mordehai (the hero of the story), though I won&#8217;t be taking it that far.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, my Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> will most certainly be driving.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\"><span>she who must be obeyed<\/span><\/span>, my wife.<\/span><br \/><sup>\u2020<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">A three sided stuffed pastry eaten as a part of the celebration.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Purim starts Thursday night, and so Sharon*, got us our favorite hamentashen\u2020. Mine is mohn, a sweet poppy-seed filling, so I were I to have to pee in a cup in the next couple of days, I&#8217;m sure that I&#8217;d show metabolites of opiates right now. Homey don&#8217;t do that stuff no more, though &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1012,1021],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-food","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196850"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}