{"id":196940,"date":"2008-03-12T17:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T22:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/03\/12\/it-appears-that-the-texas-school-system-really-sucks\/"},"modified":"2008-03-12T17:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T22:12:00","slug":"it-appears-that-the-texas-school-system-really-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/03\/12\/it-appears-that-the-texas-school-system-really-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"It Appears That the Texas School System Really Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because no one in that entire state can count.<\/p>\n<p>They <a href=\"http:\/\/thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com\/2008\/03\/11\/still-counting-in-texas\/\">still haven&#8217;t finished the tally of the caucuses there<\/a>.  In fact, they don&#8217;t expect to be done before the 29th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because no one in that entire state can count. They still haven&#8217;t finished the tally of the caucuses there. In fact, they don&#8217;t expect to be done before the 29th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1000,977,1197],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elections","category-presidential-campaign","category-special-education"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196940"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}