{"id":197227,"date":"2008-02-21T17:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/02\/21\/please-just-kill-me\/"},"modified":"2008-02-21T17:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T22:31:00","slug":"please-just-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/02\/21\/please-just-kill-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Please, Just Kill Me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drive a nail through my skull, impale me on a stake, set fire to me, I don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>Just do it before the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.animationmagazine.net\/article\/7961\">3D CGI Smurf movie comes out<\/a>!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>The horror&#8230;&#8230;the horror&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drive a nail through my skull, impale me on a stake, set fire to me, I don&#8217;t care. Just do it before the new 3D CGI Smurf movie comes out!!!!!! The horror&#8230;&#8230;the horror&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1065,969],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-evil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}