{"id":197507,"date":"2008-01-29T06:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T11:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/29\/the-most-banal-moment-of-election-2008\/"},"modified":"2008-01-29T06:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T11:26:00","slug":"the-most-banal-moment-of-election-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/29\/the-most-banal-moment-of-election-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Banal Moment of Election 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the good Reverend Gastric Bypass (Huckabee), is criticizing Captain Goodhair (Romney) <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2008\/01\/28\/huckabee-challenges-romney-over-fried-chicken\/\">because he took the skin off his chicken at a KFC before eating it<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>While I agree that the skin is the best part, this is silly.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You are arguing over how someone eats fried chicken.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not real fried chicken, its KFC.<\/li>\n<li>Huckabee does not eat fried chicken himself to keep his weight down.<\/li>\n<li>You are arguing over how someone eats fried chicken.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not real fried chicken, its KFC.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Dumbasses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the good Reverend Gastric Bypass (Huckabee), is criticizing Captain Goodhair (Romney) because he took the skin off his chicken at a KFC before eating it. While I agree that the skin is the best part, this is silly. You are arguing over how someone eats fried chicken. It&#8217;s not real fried chicken, its KFC. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[978,977,982,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-presidential-campaign","category-stupid","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}