{"id":197645,"date":"2008-01-20T22:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T03:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/20\/moron-arrested-after-driving-truck-into-house\/"},"modified":"2008-01-20T22:47:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T03:47:00","slug":"moron-arrested-after-driving-truck-into-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/20\/moron-arrested-after-driving-truck-into-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you read, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxdfw.com\/myfox\/pages\/Home\/Detail?contentId=5425747&amp;version=4&amp;locale=EN-US&amp;layoutCode=TSTY&amp;pageId=1.1.1\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House<\/span><\/a>&#8220;, normally, you would think that the editor who chose the hed is a pretty awful guy to ridicule someone that way.<\/p>\n<p>But he didn&#8217;t&#8230;.His parents did.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.<\/p>\n<p>Bryan Scott <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;\" >Moron<\/span> was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ummm&#8230;Name change dude&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you read, &#8220;Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House&#8220;, normally, you would think that the editor who chose the hed is a pretty awful guy to ridicule someone that way. But he didn&#8217;t&#8230;.His parents did. A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1100,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-funny","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197645"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}