{"id":197710,"date":"2008-01-16T06:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T11:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/16\/lies-of-our-times-the-check-is-in-the-mail\/"},"modified":"2008-01-16T06:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T11:34:00","slug":"lies-of-our-times-the-check-is-in-the-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/16\/lies-of-our-times-the-check-is-in-the-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"Lies of Our Times: The Check is in the Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m not married<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll love you Forever<\/li>\n<li>This won&#8217;t hurt a bit<\/li>\n<li>The check is in the mail<\/li>\n<li>I was just going to call you<\/li>\n<li>I swear I won&#8217;t cum in your mouth<\/li>\n<li>Of course I&#8217;ll respect you in the morning<\/li>\n<li>And the top lie,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.baltimoresun.com\/business\/bal-bz.realtor15jan15,0,2938816.story\">NAR economist says housing has bottomed out<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not married I&#8217;ll love you Forever This won&#8217;t hurt a bit The check is in the mail I was just going to call you I swear I won&#8217;t cum in your mouth Of course I&#8217;ll respect you in the morning And the top lie,NAR economist says housing has bottomed out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1261,1265,1088],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bubble","category-housing-crash","category-real-estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197710"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}