{"id":197844,"date":"2008-01-07T23:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-08T04:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/07\/juxtaposing-rudy-giuliani-and-nipple-clamps\/"},"modified":"2008-01-07T23:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-08T04:56:00","slug":"juxtaposing-rudy-giuliani-and-nipple-clamps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/07\/juxtaposing-rudy-giuliani-and-nipple-clamps\/","title":{"rendered":"Juxtaposing Rudy Giuliani and Nipple Clamps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dependablerenegade.com\/dependable_renegade\/2008\/01\/and-then-we-app.html\">Dependable Renegade<\/a> (completely work safe, but don&#8217;t drink while the site loads).<\/p>\n<p>It appears that everyone on the internet can make better jokes than I can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Dependable Renegade (completely work safe, but don&#8217;t drink while the site loads). It appears that everyone on the internet can make better jokes than I can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,978,1244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-politics","category-tasteless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197844"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}