{"id":197859,"date":"2008-01-06T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-06T19:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/06\/god-is-my-guide-with-exact-gps-coordinates\/"},"modified":"2008-01-06T14:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-06T19:54:00","slug":"god-is-my-guide-with-exact-gps-coordinates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/06\/god-is-my-guide-with-exact-gps-coordinates\/","title":{"rendered":"God is My Guide, With Exact GPS Coordinates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it appears that someone in Florida has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/news\/florida\/story\/359089.html\">devised a strategy to thwart baby Jesus stealers everywhere<\/a>, they implanted a GPS tracker.<\/p>\n<p>I expect this to be the beginning of a trend among Nativity scenes in the future.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color:#000099;\">The woman who oversees the annual display decided to put Global Positioning System trackers on the Jesus, Mary and Joseph figurines.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t anticipate this will ever happen again,&#8221; Dina Cellini said, &#8220;but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>First, we lose ice pick murders, and now <strong>this<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>It appears that technology has gone too far.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it appears that someone in Florida has devised a strategy to thwart baby Jesus stealers everywhere, they implanted a GPS tracker. I expect this to be the beginning of a trend among Nativity scenes in the future. The woman who oversees the annual display decided to put Global Positioning System trackers on the Jesus, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1100,1025,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-funny","category-technology","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197859"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}