{"id":197909,"date":"2008-01-02T22:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T03:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/02\/kids-make-you-say-the-damnedest-things\/"},"modified":"2008-01-02T22:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T03:34:00","slug":"kids-make-you-say-the-damnedest-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2008\/01\/02\/kids-make-you-say-the-damnedest-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids Make You Say the Damnedest Things!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife<sup>*<\/sup> says the Shema with my kids every evening after I read to them and tuck them in.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, Charlie was a little bit wired&#8230;.In the same way that Bob Novak is a little bit treasonous.<\/p>\n<p>So  like always, I shout down to my wife in the computer room, &#8220;Honey, the kids are read for prayers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I think a second, and follow up with, &#8220;<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Like Baghdad is ready for the Ice Capades<\/span><\/span>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\"><span>she who must be obeyed<\/span><\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife* says the Shema with my kids every evening after I read to them and tuck them in. Tonight, Charlie was a little bit wired&#8230;.In the same way that Bob Novak is a little bit treasonous. So like always, I shout down to my wife in the computer room, &#8220;Honey, the kids are read &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197909"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}