{"id":197953,"date":"2007-12-29T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T00:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/12\/29\/the-credit-crunch-as-told-by-dr-suess\/"},"modified":"2007-12-29T19:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T00:19:00","slug":"the-credit-crunch-as-told-by-dr-suess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/12\/29\/the-credit-crunch-as-told-by-dr-suess\/","title":{"rendered":"The Credit Crunch, as told by Dr. Suess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whatever you do, don&#8217;t have anything in your mouth before reading this <a href=\"http:\/\/bigpicture.typepad.com\/comments\/2007\/12\/the-credit-crun.html#comments\">magnificently illustrated tome<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You will have to clean the screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whatever you do, don&#8217;t have anything in your mouth before reading this magnificently illustrated tome. You will have to clean the screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[973,1100,1002],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy","category-funny","category-good-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}