{"id":198035,"date":"2007-12-19T21:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T02:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/12\/19\/deep-thoughts-5\/"},"modified":"2007-12-19T21:36:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T02:36:00","slug":"deep-thoughts-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/12\/19\/deep-thoughts-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often, I have a thought that is worthy of Jack Handy, and I&#8217;m sharing this with you:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(153, 0, 0);\"><p>I was at my chiropractor, and I noticed the various theraputic furniture that they have in the office.<\/p>\n<p>With springs, hinges, dampers and suspension, powered lifts, straps and buckles, I thought <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">You know, a pervert could have a lot of fun with this stuff<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>And then I realized, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Throw in some killer eggnog with whipped cream, and you could have a really kick ass office party.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often, I have a thought that is worthy of Jack Handy, and I&#8217;m sharing this with you: I was at my chiropractor, and I noticed the various theraputic furniture that they have in the office. With springs, hinges, dampers and suspension, powered lifts, straps and buckles, I thought You know, a pervert could &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,961,1048,1003],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-deep-thoughts","category-humor","category-philosophy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198035"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}