{"id":198557,"date":"2007-10-30T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T03:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/10\/30\/yes-women-everywhere-mourn-this-day\/"},"modified":"2007-10-30T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T03:59:00","slug":"yes-women-everywhere-mourn-this-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2007\/10\/30\/yes-women-everywhere-mourn-this-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, Women Everywhere Mourn This Day."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>13 Years ago, on November 30, 1994, I stopped being single.  I plighted my troth.  I found a woman deluded enough to marry me.<\/p>\n<p>Women everywhere mourned.  No more could they see the possibility of these chiseled features, those come-hither eyes, that hair<sup>*<\/sup>&#8230;.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pobox.com\/~msaroff\/badhair\/badhair.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Uhhh&#8230;never mind, and thank you God, for finding me a wonder with amazingly bad taste<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">I wish that I had that much hair now.<\/span> <img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 117px; height: 88px;\" src=\"http:\/\/img208.imageshack.us\/img208\/2691\/polarbearohnoeo4.jpg\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img395.imageshack.us\/img395\/2047\/bunnycryrj6.jpg\" width=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>13 Years ago, on November 30, 1994, I stopped being single. I plighted my troth. I found a woman deluded enough to marry me. Women everywhere mourned. No more could they see the possibility of these chiseled features, those come-hither eyes, that hair*&#8230;. Uhhh&#8230;never mind, and thank you God, for finding me a wonder with &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}